Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees
All of these are oh so painfully true.
I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.
Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”
Spider Yelling [x]
I SPAT MY DRINK.
I see no ugly faces…
Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.
"we have incompatible genitals" is now my favorite excuse.
"breeding with me would be counterproductive"
i am so stressed about money all the time
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like or reblog this post to vote harry potter for best fandom forever!
I love Sherlock and everything, but c’mon…
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GIANT BABY WOOF WOOFS
I want all of them please.
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.
Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.
Describes me perfectly.
mariah carey and ariana grande getting in a fight
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